damnit.. the internet is filthy!
Monday, April 17, 2006
What a horrible day this is turning out to be :(
I am thinking maybe it's time I change my name from thumbboy
Allow me to explain.. I did a little google search for the word 'thumbboy' today just to see what the search engine would come up with..
Among the results were a bunch of sites that have the nba family pics up which was cool. There was a link to my DJ Thumbboy techno tracks I made back in the day that was pretty rad as well.
There were some computer programs called 'thumbboy V2.1' which I have no idea what they do, and then... oh yes then.. when I scrolled through and went to the last page, I found stacks of THUMBBOY PORN SITES!!
And something tells me they're not the happy type of pornos we all know and love, because the site they come from is called hot ass gay movies :(
Seriously I am not making this up, I wish I was. People out there have started using thumbboy as keywords for their porn sites. Not that I am surprised because there must be thousands of ladies out there typing in 'Thumbboy nude' in google. Though, I can't blame you you're only human ;)
However, when news of this discovery first leaked, many of my fans were beside themselves with sadness that my name had been compromised in such a way, and there were even those that contemplated suicide as a gesture of devotion.
Shockwaves have been felt all around the world at the use of my name for pornographic material. Here's one example:
In the middle east, the situation has reached boiling point and it is feared that things could become violent if the name is not changed soon:
Throughout China the people have joined together and are meditating on the issue, thank you my asian friends, please keep up the good work
moments after this picture above was taken, they broke out into mysterious martial arts moves. The leader was breaking stone tablets with his head and the others were all hitting their hands into hot hand with a flame underneath. I always wanted to try that because in movies it turns people into fighting machines.
In Europe the people have grown increasingly disturbed by the use of 'thumbboy' in pornographic search engines. One man in the crowd was heard to have said "Je suis Desolee Thumbboy, Comment Tu Tappelle?" Which when translated to english means, Thumbboy's purity is being tainted by these websites, please government officials, remove them from the internet.
And in India, I don't know what is happening exactly but thanks for the support!
I sometimes feel like eating newspapers too. In fact its not dirty at all to occasionally chow down on the sport section. People on the bus don't sit next to me :(
Anyways see, the thing is I already knew the internet was 95% pornography 5% other stuff, and I was cool with that. Internet pornography and myself had an understanding. We stayed out of each other's way. I mean sure, there's nothing wrong with downloading a little bit of the olde girl on girl, the milfs, the interacials, the bangbus, the threesomes, the foot fetish clips, the titf*cks, the transvestite handjobs, the woman/horse farm clips, the bondage, the mutilation clips, the puking in mouths, the golden showers and so forth, but don't we all?
BUT, when they start to come up with pornos called Thumbboy Clips.. that's some disturbing shit right there!!!
I haven't had the courage to click on any of these sites yet. I mean what if somehow I open it up and it's pictures of me when I am asleep and then before you know it, pics of Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson lathering me up with oil and tag teaming me coming up on the screen?
The internet has drawn a line in the sand here today. And they're messing with the wrong dude. To join in with all the thumbboy fans across the globe I hereby vow not to view any pornography of any kind on the internet for at least... 2 days.
Please everyone that reads this join me in my stand, 2 days for you and I is very little to ask when my name is being deflowered by these vagrants...
Thank you, friends! :D
posted by Thumbboy @ 3:34 PM
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