P for Panchetta make a movie about me in the deli! V for Vendetta sucks balls.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Welllllllll,

I just watched the V for Vendetta movie the other night and gotta say it was ass for most of it.

I dont know what the reviews or the fans or whatever have been saying about it and so this is my untainted opinion: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

In case there's anyone reading this that really liked the movie and is thinking 'f*ck you thumbboy, u don't know sh*t' well, I'll explain to you why I think the movie was so stupid.

First off let me say SPOILER ALERTSSS right here before you read on. If you're planning on wasting your money then shame on you, but at least I can say I didn't ruin the mongoloid plot for you.

Anyway, here's some parts of the movie that sucked:

Show the burnt face for crying out loud. When I realised the movie was trash that was the only thing keeping me alive. Kinda like Tom Hanks with his photo of Helen Hunt in Castaway. But much like Tom Hanks' disappointment after returning 2 years later to find she'd already been married for 3 years and had a 2 year old kid, They didn't show the burnt face. Shame on you...

The movie was also stupid how it kept showing closeups of that british dude's face screaming at ppl. I didn't find it intimidating it was more annoying than anything. The characters all made me want to see them die. Even the good guys.

Also, the scene where he says all the words that start with the letter 'V' really quickly and gets all exasperated - I listened closely and didn't hear 'vagina' even once. This was a perfect opportunity to inject some humour into the film and they let it slide :(
Vibrator, Vagisil, Voyeurism, Ventriloquist, Viagra all would have been funny too but the writers lacked imagination tsk tsk tsk.. very poorly written, can do better.

One other thing, why doesn't he die in the fire when he's been turned to charcoal and then again at the end when he's been shot a million times. He blocked a lot with the metal thing but still copped a few to his mask, why didn't those ones puncture the head? Don't tell me his mask is bullet proof. If he had that technology why wasn't it all over his body? For someone that we're being led to believe is so smart and dashing this type of thing would have occurred to him before he left the house that morning.

To summarise. let me just say this...

SAVE YOUR FRICKEN MONEY!!!

oh yeah, and here's a new pic I made. Thanks for letting me rant! :D

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posted by Thumbboy @ 11:28 PM Comments : 1